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Put a ring on it

Like Beyonce says, “if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it”. Pretty difficult when your betrothed to the Eiffel Tower. Watching ‘I married the Eiffel Tower’ on Nat Geo, or Documentary channel, one of the two I was intrigued. I had seen people fall in love with cars and things but legally marrying the Eiffel Tower and having your last name changed to La Tour Eiffel is something else. How the hell is gay marriage illegal in places around the world but marrying a public structure, who was apparently a female, Ok? Not that I have anything against it however, if your happy, then good for you. I guess it just wouldn’t be my cup of tea, getting off ¬†by publicly¬†sexing a metal beam in front of school kids. Nice. Not only had she had sexual interaction with it but she also had an affair with the Berlin wall and a bridge somewhere in europe, who this time were both male. And I think there was a picket fence somewhere in the list too that she keeps in her lounge. This ‘phenomenon’ or more commonly referred to as ‘disorder’ is apparently called objectum-sexuality and according to our best friend wikipedia it is defined as:

“Objectum sexuality commonly referred to as OS, is a pronounced emotional desire towards particular inanimate objects. Those individuals with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of arousal, attraction, love, and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation.”

It makes me wonder how many odd things people have fallen in love with? Imagine a slice of toast or a stapler. Giggles.

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